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- Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.
- "feel my legs!!!" "why...?" "i just shaved :)"
- Ending a presentation by saying "And, yeah..."
- I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ... exactly.
- Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
- When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
- Acting like your texting on your phone when you see someone you don't want to talk to.
- Mom, im 16 now. Can I have a Bra? ...No, Justin.
- Truth or Dare? "Dare" .... No i'm not doing that.
- Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.
- Everything i know in life i learned from friends – • Never use “we were on a break” as an excuse • Remember it’s not that common it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a big deal • Everybody has a lobster • Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank • For more space in bed, use “hug and roll” technique • Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends • You can do a lot with just cups and ice • Always say the right name at the alter • Powder and lotion will not help remove hot
- Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea.
- Having sex is like playing poker. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- All my life ive been saying duck tape not duct tape
- Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
- Your fourteen. you smoke, cigarettes and weed. you drink. your not a virgin, your boyfriends 18. you dress like a slut, because the older girls do. you swear, because it makes you look cool. welcome to whyalla
- Ew, don't honk at me, you're like 80.
- I WANNA GET CHOCOLATE WASTED!!!!!
- Agreeing with people so they'll shutup.
- Rawwwr means I Love You in dinosaur :)
