Everything i know in life i learned from friends � � Never use �we were on a break� as an excuse � Remember it�s not that common it doesn�t happen to every guy and it is a big deal � Everybody has a lobster � Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank � For more space in bed, use �hug and roll� technique � Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends � You can do a lot with just cups and ice � Always say the right name at the alter � Powder and lotion will not help remove hot